Thursday, August 18, 2005

Never Underestimate A Woman

A married couple are driving along a highway, doing a steady 120kms
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling.." he says, "I know we've
been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing,
keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 130kms
per hour.. The husband speaks again, "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it.." he says, "..because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 140kms per hour.. He's REALLY pushing his luck now. "I want the house!" he says insistently. The car's now up to 150kms per hour.. "And I want the car too!" he continues. 160kms per
hour.. "And.." he says, "I'm keeping the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want..?" The wife, at last, replies (in a quiet and controlled voice), "No.. I already have everything I need.." "Oh, really..?" he inquires (chuckling), "What exactly have YOU got..?" Just before they slam into the concrete wall at 180kms per hour, the
wife turns to him, smiles and says, "The AIRBAG!" (:-)

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